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boob noodle

Noun; A piece of pasta that has fallen into a woman's chest cleavage.
"Oh no, my piece of macaroni fell down my shirt, you want it?"
"Eeww NO! Why would i want your boob noodle?"
by Tucker Sampson May 18, 2008
mugGet the boob noodlemug.

Boob valley

The deep gorge between the "womanly mountains" usually accentuated in a negative way by certain ill-fitting clothing.
The prom dress would have looked perfect on her if not for the boob valley.
by redlead April 24, 2012
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boob size

The size of a woman's boobs.
Annie, Megan and Jess were at a sleepover.

"Hey Megan, what's your boob size?" Anne asked.
"A..." Megan said, blushing.
Jess was shocked, "My God girl, your a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Megan replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about breast sizes." said Jess nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the boob size H!" said Anne.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jess.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Anne. Megan smiled.
by monkeyface4568 April 13, 2014
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Broccoli boobs

When a girls tits are organic, which is natural.
Omg my girl has some broccoli boobs. Bro she's a keeper.
by Dr greenthumb February 17, 2013
mugGet the Broccoli boobsmug.

Hoosier Boobs

by R.I peeps October 19, 2009
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Boob Prison

The state of society making women wear bras to hide their nipples in public places like schools, theaters, restaurants, churches, etc. Boob prison is a form of discrimination towards women according to feminists.
Sexy Girl: I don’t believe in boob prison. Fuck bras!
by AntiCircumcisionMan August 14, 2020
mugGet the Boob Prisonmug.

Free boob

Jodi left her bra at home again so she had to free boob.
by Dr. iLiterate September 4, 2021
mugGet the Free boobmug.

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