Dan: Those girls tits are huge!
Mike: wait wait look closer, o god, o god, shes got boob herpes.
Dan: is it that hard to clean that shit up?
Mike: Nope
Mike: wait wait look closer, o god, o god, shes got boob herpes.
Dan: is it that hard to clean that shit up?
Mike: Nope
by Hawktribe September 27, 2009
The deep gorge between the "womanly mountains" usually accentuated in a negative way by certain ill-fitting clothing.
by redlead February 20, 2012
Annie, Megan and Jess were at a sleepover.
"Hey Megan, what's your boob size?" Anne asked.
"A..." Megan said, blushing.
Jess was shocked, "My God girl, your a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Megan replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about breast sizes." said Jess nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the boob size H!" said Anne.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jess.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Anne. Megan smiled.
"Hey Megan, what's your boob size?" Anne asked.
"A..." Megan said, blushing.
Jess was shocked, "My God girl, your a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Megan replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about breast sizes." said Jess nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the boob size H!" said Anne.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jess.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Anne. Megan smiled.
by monkeyface4568 April 11, 2014
by Dr greenthumb February 17, 2013
N. Boob dialing occurs when one has one's cell phone very close to one's boobs, and when one (or perhaps both) boob/s manage to hit "send" and therefore dials someone's number. Akin to butt dialing, except with the boob/s instead. Considerations: Perhaps someone has thoughts on joining these two works to create just one, "boobdialing".
by Lexiconlover September 22, 2014
by GillyLikesUnicorns February 17, 2015