A female who spends more time talking and bragging about being an alpha female than she does being an alpha female. Is overconfident at everything except what matters in life, like making people smile. Anything else from sports to intellect is something they love to brag about all the time, since bragging is a birthright of an alpha female, even if feeling or being anything besides a covert narsissisus is something they don't quite get.
Look, over here, I'm selling an oven that bakes 120 types of medication that I'm going to give somebody else even though I'm the one that needs it, I'm an alpha female.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
Get the Alpha female mug.The Alpha Female is the head of the gyno-herd, guiding them for a evening out drinking and partying. Executive decisions such as where to go, what drinks to order, what guys to talk to, who to fuck, all fall under the jurisdiction of the Alpha Female.
Any forward attempts to woo a herd of women should always be focused on convincing the Alpha Female that it is a good idea.
If the Alpha Female goes, the rest of the skirts will go too.
*note* The Alpha Female is typically the angriest of the group. Often are result of poor treatment from past boyfriends. The Alpha Female's wrath is dangerous and should be approached with extreme caution.
Any forward attempts to woo a herd of women should always be focused on convincing the Alpha Female that it is a good idea.
If the Alpha Female goes, the rest of the skirts will go too.
*note* The Alpha Female is typically the angriest of the group. Often are result of poor treatment from past boyfriends. The Alpha Female's wrath is dangerous and should be approached with extreme caution.
Frank started in right away and approached the large, husky Alpha Female, inviting her and her friends to drink with us.
by deeznutz999 August 9, 2010
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Backstabbing employees whose inflated ambitions and obsessions with work cause people not to like them and sabotages their chances for advancement
Alpha Weasels are often too consumed by their ambitions to have a life beyond the walls of the office.
Get the Alpha Weasels mug.The ever increasing number of 3 letter government agencies. Used commonly by libertarians to describe the bureau of Alcohol, Tobbaco, and Fire (ATF). Other agencies that may be referred to are FBI, CIA, DHS, CDC, NSA, DEA, and many more.
“Yesterday I filled my sprinkler system with gasoline for when the alphabet soup comes knocking. Time to go storm the capitol!”
by 😍😍😍😍😍 n May 1, 2021
Get the Alphabet soup mug.While having sex with a girl, have her say the alphabet from a to z without moaning at all. The common thing to do is to toy around with the speed and what not to make it more difficult. you can reverse roles and have the girl give you oral etc.
by peyton hilinger March 7, 2010
Get the alphabet game mug.Typically the least classy sorority on campus. Their only priorities are partying, getting laid, and causing drama. NEVER JOIN ALPHA PHI. You don't want to be "that girl".
by thatbitch1862 September 11, 2014
Get the Alpha Phi mug.The most unanimously hated "fraternity" all across US college campuses. To men from reputable Greek organizations, LXA is a complete joke for a great number of reasons. They have only one founding father, who had previously founded ANOTHER fraternity (Lambda Pi), and shortly after he founded LXA he resigned his membership. They have a huge number of members; most got lured in by the promise of not having to do a traditional pledgeship (read: they are pussies). You can spot a lambda chi simply by looking for the affliction/tapout shirts, steroids, and gel-crusted hair.
I'm too much of a pussy to go through a real pledge period and want to be in a 'frat' while acting as unfratty as humanley possible. Looks like I'll be joining lambda chi alpha
by Chap Fravers September 26, 2010
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