André

Oh god is he stupid. Normally, Ines likes him but Ines is too ugly and André will not like her back. André normally has lots of ex’es. At last he probably settles on a girl named Yannis. He will do anything and give anything to get his love. He is very rich too. He spends a crap ton of money daily and if you ever see him date girls, the girls are usually gold diggers. He’s very violent when peeps piss his girl. Swears a lot too.

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André dumped another girl this weekend. It brings the yearly total up to 176 girls dumped!

by Feeo October 29, 2019

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A guy who falls in love with a new girl every five seconds but gets friendzoned every time.

He's a total Andre he likes a new girl every week.

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Andranik

Andranik is probably a 12 year old kid who doesn't have any friends and all he does is play fortnight .Although Andranik is hella boring he is very sweet and kind.Andraniks usually have hot sisters and that's the only reason people talk to them.

-yo who the fuck is this kid
-I think that's Andranik bruh his sister is fine af

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andre

DUMB FUCKING STUPID WHORE who always feels himself and his ego is way bigger than his penis no one ever knows why his face is sooo ugly, fuck him, and fuck his brother who is way sexier than him🥰🥰🥰 MMmmmMmm well andre btw just so you know your ugly

is andre cool? HELL TO THE FUCK NO BITCH ANDRE IS NOT COOL.

that kid’s penis is so small his name must be Andre.

by periodt poohbear October 5, 2019

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