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Alex

The biggest dumbfuck ever to live on the face of the earth. The kind of dumbass to bite his own dick off hoping it grows back bigger.
Alex just inhaled an entire can of sunscreen to get tan.
by mmm gay December 7, 2018
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Alex

A pussy ass bitch known for lying and talking shit. Also notorious for not know how vaginas work.
Brad: If a girls pussy is looser than normal, does that mean she’s cheating?

Chad: ugh bro, you sound like such an alex....
by KayAngelic January 27, 2020
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Alex

freakin dork, dweeb. hes cool i guess.
"who is that lameo over there?"
"oh thats Alex"
by alexsuxlol September 17, 2017
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Alex

Noun.
Absolute trash. The worst the guy you will ever meet. The male equivalent of a thot (if he could ever get laid). Nearly the definition of F*ckboy but is a homosexual. Not only does he try to get in every girls pants, he loves leading on gay guys. Alex's are usually handsy, short tempered, aggressive, and Jewish.
That dude led me on for two months cuz he thought it was funny, what an Alex!
by yuneedtoknoboi July 7, 2016
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Alex turner

The hottest old man of them all. Also is a sexy mother fucker and has a really sexy deep crusty voice that is sexy also he is the lead singer of the arctic monkeys.
Fangirl:Omg I love Alex turner he's so hot

Bitch:here we go again bois
by Themightycooch August 28, 2019
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Alex Turner

A true daddy... will cause pantie drop, dizziness, hyperventilation and may more. Be aware around this dangerously hot..."human"?
ex; I will "Alex turnYOu" on...
That guy is so hot, he is such an Alex turner.
by piggyboo June 26, 2018
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Alex Turner

my bsf: Hey did you know that Alex Turner is 34 already?
me: well he's a top tier daddy
by Kore<3 October 18, 2020
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