Christ on a fucking cracker 

Used as an outburst of anger or frustration, or as an exclamation. Often used to refer to weed, or the weather.

Mr. Wiggles takes a huge hit of marijuana and then is unable to hold in the smoke, coughing and choking.
He would say afterwards, "Christ on a fucking cracker!" referring to the smoke.

or

Mr. Wiggles steps outside to get a breath of fresh air.
He would say, "Christ on a fucking cracker it's cold out!"

Christ on a fucking cracker by its_tator November 6, 2006

Pull a Fucking Katman 

The act of getting extremely pissed over something incredibly minute.

Tyler: Dude, dude, Jake, is your wife's name gonna be Magnesium?

Jake: FUCK YOU TYLER, I FUCKING HATE YOU KID!

Tyler: WOW! Way to pull a fucking Katman there, buddy!

Pull a Fucking Katman by R-Holt7117 September 27, 2008

Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken

1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)

1. Person stubbs toe, "Shit a fucking brick and chicken!"
2. Tonight I will shit a fucking brick and chicken.
3. Shit a fucking brick and chicken, Owen's dating HER!?!?
4. If I don't get this done, my mom will shit a fucking brick and chicken..

Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken by TRINNY BITCH September 10, 2011

A Fucking Stick 

Something meant to look like a Hidden Immunity idol from Survivor. Made by Ozzy Lusth, taken by Jason Siska, and named by Eliza Orlin's iconic quote.

Eliza: DUDE, IT'S A FUCKING STICK!

A Fucking Stick by Birdyツ March 6, 2019

You a fucked up person! 

Someone who throws things breaks things and screams like a little BITCH and slanders ons name threatens one to have bab things happen to their property family and life if you don't do what they DeAmanda Lots !if they don't get their way!!

That WHIGGER throw things at me Screamed at me like a little bitch just like " my kids do before I gave them Time outs and called me a Faggot if I didn't call hiss Bitch who don't Like" You a fucked up person! "People !!!!!

You a fucked up person! by B-RAG July 14, 2016

bag of give a fucks 

One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.

Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone

bag of give a fucks by D. Kilo May 2, 2019

Lemme get a fucking uhhhh... 

The sentence everyone mutters when they're drunk. Typically takes place in a food chain. This sentence is said when it is our turn to order and can't decide on what to get.

Mcdonalds Employee: Hi what can I get for you?
Me (drunk): Yeah, Lemme get a fucking uhhhh...

Lemme get a fucking uhhhh... by Skippy boi October 11, 2019