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Butt-Sex Bonnet

Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.
Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.
by TOTEMIR February 6, 2023
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Sex

When a man and a woman love EACHOTHER very much,they start fucking eachother and gang banging,and fucking,and going doggie style,having the time of your fucking life,but I actually would scissor.
"Hey dude I just had some hot ass sex 🤩"
"Wow I dont give a shit"
by Kiqqun February 11, 2023
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Man of Sex

The Man of Sex gave John anal sex a week ago.
by Bacom Juicer February 15, 2023
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Sex

When something tastes smells looks or sounds too good to be true.
Teressa says: This song is sex to my ears

Philip says: I know right it so good
by Godisgreat45 February 15, 2023
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sex

the thing thing that came directly after the wicked apple in the bible
adam and eve were so wicked that they had sex right on earth after being banished from the holy garden”
by nonekopopo February 17, 2023
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sex

jack: can we have sex

girlfriend : YES!
by anonymous February 22, 2023
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Sex Story

a story about sex
part one of this sex story. i was showing my friend, aiden, around my house. “and here is my bedroom.” i showed him, “not very big .”
“you have a large bed though.” he said
“yeah, its a queen bed.” i reply.
he slams my door and pushes me on my bed and climbs on top of me “aiden, what are you doing?!” i exclaim
“you’ll see.” he grins
he begins to dry hump me. “i know you like this.” he says
i try to push him off but he doesn’t budge. he does this for a few minutes before he gets off of me. “what was that about!” i yell
he doesn’t respond and just looks around my room. he picks up my robe string and ties my arms to my bed board. he takes of his shirt then his pants, just leaving his boxers on. i try to scream but remember my parents are at his house with his parents. aiden starts to french kiss me. i feel his tongue explore my mouth with no hesitation. he stops and then takes off my pants and shirt, leaving my lacy bra and thong on. then he takes off my thong and starts eating me out. i moan slightly. “i knew you liked this.” he says.
aiden hits my clit and i moan louder. then he stops and takes off my bra revealing my massive tits. he starts suck my left nipple. i moan louder than ever. “s-s-stop, please” i stutter.
i don't think so we are just getting started” he replies.
aiden stops then takes off his boxer revealing his 9 inch long 3 inch wide dick. he takes his dick to my mouth forcing me to suck it. i throat all 9 inches before he removes it from my mouth.
by anonymous March 25, 2025
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