Sex

Me and your mums favourite activity

I had sex with your mother

by Joemum6o February 26, 2023

Sex

The act of eating the seeds of a cantaloupe melon before ejaculating into the space left behind and sealing the melon shut, leaving it for a week in the fruit bowl, before gifting it to your girlfriend's dad for him to eat before he goes to church on a Sunday morning

I'm going to have sex tomorrow morning, my girlfriend's dad will love it!!

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022

Sex

A Forbidden act were someone seduces someone else just for extreme pleasure

Person 1: ("I had Sex")
God: ("PERISH YOU MORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")

by IHATESEX!"£ February 2, 2022

sex

something we all know we will never have.

I will never have sex.

by yadayoo March 22, 2022

gay sex

stop trying to get hard over words its not good for you morons go outside and touch some pussy

1. i had gay sex
2. nice

by baconroblox July 25, 2024

Sex-Things

The things regarding the human body that people don't want to talk about.

Most people don't want to talk about sex-things.

by Newmann-Newman July 3, 2025

sex

what urban dictionary definers (edgy 13 year olds) overuse as innappropriate slang

"hey dude i was wondering should we look at the definition of cheese"

"if you will lmao, read it out"

"Cheese is when you proceed to do sex with a-"

"nevermind"

by RF5C January 15, 2025