Big Hairy Monkey Balls

Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair

Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*

by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 06, 2023

Indoor Ball

an Indoor Ball is a woman who takes care of herself and values self worth, often choosing to better herself and stay in, partying only in moderation. She prioritizes herself over chaos, surrounding herself with other good people who stay on the right path.

Carol has always been an Indoor Ball —Ill see her at church, hitting the gym, and only at a party once in a blue moon. Heard she can still shotgun a beer like a champ, though.

by DoomScroller June 18, 2025

Ball of worms

A large amount of unknown outcomes. Much like a can of worms or ball of wax...only worse.

Allissa opened a real ball of worms when she decided to have shoulder surgery.

by Jachyl July 22, 2023

You don't know ball

A phrase used to let someone know their opinion is garbage.

Also a phrase that apparently REALLY got under some guys skin on Instagram.

"You wrote an entire novel about why this phrase is stupid? Wow...you don't know ball.

by ohword? July 15, 2024

Brown Wrecking Ball

A sexual fetish act that involves smearing fecal matter on a males member and/or testicles. Once the fecal matter has been applied, the male then proceeds to impact the woman’s forehead, presumably to get fecal matter on the woman’s forehead.

Rosemary: Oh boy! I could really go for a Brown Wrecking Ball right now! Will you please give me one oswald?

Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.

Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!

Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!

by huddyballs May 13, 2025

Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.

Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.

by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021

Black Nigga Ball syndrome

The cancer of being diagnosed with extremely black nuts of a black man

Ben: Hey bill I got sad news.
Bill:What happened?
Ben: I been diagnosed with black nigga ball syndrome
Bill: bitch what?

by black nigga ball syndrome August 20, 2022