severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

PP syndrome

PP Syndrome is when your pp shrinks and make a hole in your ballsack.

Man, When i had PP syndrome, and my balls made a hole. it hurt like a tsunami

by MRDuddelnuddel June 17, 2020

Kaiden syndrome

When you just love to make peanut butter jelly sandwiches but instead of peanut butter you put your shit on instead

Person one : hey bro can you make me a pb sandwich x

Person two : ye no problem hehehe (puts shit on instead of peanut butter) i guess i have kaiden syndrome.

by Jimmy batman December 14, 2023

iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.

“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “

by Gooning Potato June 25, 2024

Cozain Syndrome

When the eyes look very red as opposed to the normal white coloring of the eyeball.

Dude, do you have the cozain syndrome? Your eyes are lookin really red.

by caillou.lover November 26, 2020

Hot Mom Syndrome

When one’s Mother is so incredibly hot that they start to feel sick.

Kevin started to feel sick out of no where, he must have Hot Mom Syndrome.

by I<3 MILFs June 9, 2022

X Syndrome

When someone dies and despite them being a deadbeat piece of shit you switch and act like they were a good person.

Person 1: Why the fuck is everyone acting like X was a good person?

Person 2: It’s called X Syndrome.

by slutdaddydaniel April 22, 2021