Slocking the Cock

When you wear extra condoms to seem bigger

My girl caught me slocking the cock and now she calls me bitty bepis mcsmall dick

by Beepisboop August 21, 2022

kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.

- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.

by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022

cock predator

A gay male who does nothing but think of ways to get all the cocks around him

This cock predator was checking me out

by antigaraantigay77 antigay77aaa October 16, 2020

Cock jungle

When your pubes are over grown or a very hairy vagina on a whore

Noah has a cock jungle

by Imreborrn March 23, 2020

cock robbin goblin

created by Annabelle Calypso (shes a tik toker)

someone who takes your man

A: “mannn this bitch stole my man shes a real cock robbin goblin”

by mollymuncherr June 26, 2023

Tele-Cock

When you insert your penis into the earphone jack of your phone and drink your bodily fluids as it bleeds.

Oh no, I heard Jimmy did a Tele-Cock!

by BallWasher August 15, 2021

Fat-Cock Genocide

Seriously. Get over it you piece of shit. You didn't have anything to say when it was 'Kill all men' I say 'Kill some of the men' and now we have the double standard where you refuse to accept that I wasn't being serious and ignore entirely the fact that you don't actually give a shit that I said it.

Hym "You don't give a fuck about fat-cock genocide. You know what? I was going to do off on a tangent but no. I'll break it up into parts and come back to it later. You're shit."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024