Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.
Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.
by skippythetoiletfan April 07, 2024
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having several fingers inside your partner.
Ian was feeling kinky so he used his girl as a bowling ball.
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When you're engaging in foreplay with a lady, and you insert two fingers in her vagina, and one finger and her poop shoot causing her to curl into the fetal position, after which you proceed to throw her like a bowling ball
Todd: What happened to your wall over there?
Rob: Oh that's from last night when I bowling balled Lindsay, we hit a perfect strike.
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A person with 2 fat parents, aren't overweight but have rolls.
My friends parents are Bowling Balls
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When a woman is big, fat, or round and take three fingers to please
Man, all these chicks are bowling balls. Let’s bail.
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Shoving your thumb in some ones ass and tickling there balls at the same time
by Ballsman-123 January 17, 2023
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