by Unmercable September 06, 2022
A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.
Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.
The art of bowling balls, my children.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.
The art of bowling balls, my children.
by skippythetoiletfan April 07, 2024
by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 07, 2015
When you're engaging in foreplay with a lady, and you insert two fingers in her vagina, and one finger and her poop shoot causing her to curl into the fetal position, after which you proceed to throw her like a bowling ball
Todd: What happened to your wall over there?
Rob: Oh that's from last night when I bowling balled Lindsay, we hit a perfect strike.
Rob: Oh that's from last night when I bowling balled Lindsay, we hit a perfect strike.
by CharlotteTheHarlot September 04, 2014
My friends parents are Bowling Balls
by A crappy Alienware PC July 18, 2024
by Nut McNutface February 19, 2022
I will bowling balls you
by Ballsman-123 January 17, 2023