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Genius_at_work

insulting ones intelligance using sarcasm
by Annonymous January 5, 2005
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workoutoholic

A person who is constantly exercising and has an obsessive behavior towards exercising. Often associated in gyms and with sports. May own instructional exercise tapes or discs and/or exercise equipment. Commonly identified with sweatpants, running shoes, and mp3 players. Usually very athletic and fit.
Kim works out at least five days a week; what a workoutoholic!
by K.J. Strawn January 11, 2008
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surf and turf workout

This is when your day's workout regimen consist first of a good swim workout in a pool, followed up immediatley by a good weight room workout.
from the surf and turf food related meaning I've scrambled it to my own surf and turf workout nickname for working out in the water (surf) and then adding some beef on the upperbody (turf)
surf-->water-->swim. Turf-->land-->on your feet
by LC's trainer October 22, 2009
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workality

the personality of a person at work. Can be extremely different than the normal personality.
"Jane's workality is way different than her personality"
by RockinBassist December 30, 2008
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Work zombie

An employee who experiences a loss of consciousness that can go on for hours or days. In this state, he or she will have no memory at all of the work he or she performed. Also known as work autopilot and work robot, these are usually people who feel that they have no future in their own company. It is believed that the "lost" time is spent in internal calculation so as not to allow the brain cells to atrophy.
"Jones, you cretin. What were you thinking? Were you paying any attention at all to your work?"

(In a fog) "Sorry boss. I must have become a work zombie. "
by Cirdellin January 18, 2010
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work

Any place where you are financially obligated to attend until you grow old an die. This place includes ignorant, self obsessed drama queens, who think they are entitled to a world of debt because they show up at random intervals to actually do their job and only call in "sick" half of the time. Sarcastic obnoxious know it alls that make it impossible for you to occupy the same place with are also present in this environment.

Compounding this excruciatingly unbearable atmosphere is the person who calls himself your "manager." Managers are easy to identify because they contribute absolutely nothing positive to the workplace environment and only exacerbate stressful situations, which are always in abundance there.

The single most obvious way to identify that you are at work is the omnipresent regret you experience there from not listening to your parents when they told you to apply yourself more in school, so that you might have a real career someday.
I want to eat rat poison because my manager called, and he needs me to come in on my day-off again to work...
by itsme1 December 13, 2012
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Work bukake

When your coworkers all leave early sticking you alone to do a project.
Dude you wanna go out for drinks? I'd love to but I just got a work bukake.
by Bondjohnston May 17, 2016
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