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Fascist Cock Knob

A police officer, or other person who attempts to exert their “perceived authority” on law-abiding citizens.
I’m exercising my First Amendment rights, you fascist cock knob, so take your badge and your gun, get back into your car and kick rocks.
by Grumpy Buddha June 4, 2023
mugGet the Fascist Cock Knobmug.

dirty knob

Any male who frequents a glory hole whilst infected with gohnorrhea
We were all having a good time at the Bent Spoon last night until the dirty knob showed up and got us all sick
by sudowooodo October 11, 2022
mugGet the dirty knobmug.

Knob Shower

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.
Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?

Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.

Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!
by Dominitus August 11, 2016
mugGet the Knob Showermug.

Door knob

Someone who is always having sex and everyone has a turn
Man I had sex with a proper door knob last night!
by Urbanrebel3001 February 6, 2017
mugGet the Door knobmug.

Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years
1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.
by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023
mugGet the Knob Globmug.

knob broke

The point at which you have no money to party. You "turned up" so many days in a row that you're "Knob Broke".
Hey Gigi, you going to the club this weekend?

Can't, i've been out the last three nights and now i'm Knob Broke.
by Jboymc February 14, 2017
mugGet the knob brokemug.

Knob Stick

Crazy person activated by the phrase "Knob stick".
"Knob stick"

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyeeeeeeeeeeeethhhh fleflefleflelfe"

"Help!"
by Ocar1 May 29, 2022
mugGet the Knob Stickmug.

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