wanker

A musician who plays way too more notes than needed for the song in order to show off their technical ability. Often they will have their own instructional video and claim to have a blues influence in thier songs without having any knowledge of the blues. They sometimes destroy priceless vintage guitars by scalloping the fretboard, but often play Ibanez, Charvel, Schecter, or Steinberger

Yngwie Malsteem is a wanker

by schwerve August 11, 2008

Wankerface

Wankerface.

One who masturbates their own or anothers face.
An derogitory term used to describe someone who has annoyed you.

Ben:"Hi Steve!"
Steve: "Ben, you're a wankerface!"

by Invader May 13, 2005

Wanker Munch

Wanker Munch is an insult, meaning someone who enjoys munching (chewing) on a mans erect penis while he is masturbating.

Person 1. Oi, mate, your mums easy gash on the reg!
Person 2. What the heck are you on about, you wanker munch?

by MysteryPills March 30, 2010

Wanker

One who masrubates on a daily basis and also is a total douch

Slagof and Marco are a Wanker.

by Jonah wasin June 16, 2016

wanker

A person that jackesoff a lot or masturbates a lot: often used in the irish language and parts around it including australia

Irish male: you foken wanker
American feminist: that is not true you women hater

austaily cunt: aw you you shit cunt wanker

by MlgDaddy March 2, 2017

banana wanger

slang word for the male genitals, esp one that is ripe and juicy, and has its foreskin in tact

"mmmm last night i was having a right good suck on melvyn bragg's banana wanger....he knocked my two front teeth out"

by gazzad June 11, 2006

The Wandering Polar Bear

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ass and it travels out the butthole down into the vagina.

She said she was involved with P.E.T.A. so I gave her "The Wandering Polar Bear."

by Polar Bear Hunter July 10, 2010