Roche Unit

A unit of erectile strength that determines the intensity of an erection. A Roche unit of 0 means that the penis is perpendicular to the testicles, while a Roche unit of -10 indicates severe erectile dysfunction (see floppulant). A Roche unit of 10 means that vigorous masturbation is necessary to prevent irreparable damage to the phallus.

This girl was SO fine man, you won't even BELIEVE. I was walking around with a 8 Roche unit erection for weeks. Gotta get with that, ya' heard?

by ErmagerdPotato March 19, 2013

kalmar union

The Kalmar Union was when the entire Nordic region (Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland, and Greenland) was ruled under one monarchy from Denmark. The Swedes were the first to break away (as well as the Finns, but at the time Finland was under Sweden's rule) because Denmark kept going into random wars, and the Swedes were getting upset because the wars were frequent and rather pointless. Norway left after Sweden, leaving only Iceland with Denmark. But Iceland eventually broke away from Denmark too. So now Denmark is forever alone. Sucks for them.

Person 1: Why do we have to learn about the Kalmar Union in History class?
Person 2: Because it was a very major and important part of Scandinavian history. It made those countries what they are today.

by Ho Lee Crap September 26, 2013

Gamer uniform

The default clothes to wear when you have no intention of leaving the house because you'll be spending the rest of the day playing online games. Typically, the gamer uniform consists of: underpants; t-shirt; you're unwashed; unshaved; a cup of coffee nearby; snack food.

Sorry, I can't answer the door because I'm only wearing my gamer uniform.

by Gilcarad September 1, 2015

sub-unit

A sub unit is a smaller group formed from the members of a larger kpop group for a music release or project, generally with a different concept from the original group.

"I really like 4minute's subunit 2Yoon"
EXO-CBX is the first offical sub-unit of EXO

by sirheo May 6, 2017

west union ohio

The hills have eyes country... Everyone knows everyone and the secrets lie deep within... It's not what you know, its who you know.. Stay out of All of Adams county unless you know where you stand..

West Union Ohio , Hillbillies , own laws, scandleless, crooked world of their own

by Tricky Nikki December 9, 2017

Muddy Unicorn

When someone is getting pegged with a unicorn horn strap-on and the pegee sharts on the ‘corn horn.

The other night after a sweaty bluegrass jam me & Billy was at the creek & the pegging game was STRONG till that brisket game me the sharts. What started as an erotic hook-up ended as a muddy unicorn .

by Coolmedian June 12, 2018

Credit Union Hair

The haircut worn Canadian small town bank-tellers across that fine nation.

Just heading down to the stylist for fix my Credit Union Hair! Need to fit in!

by Bigmykale June 20, 2018