Two-Headed water snake

The act of swimming silently benith an unsuspecting woman, then grabbing the victims nipples hard and dragging her to her underwater grave.

Jimmy : did you hear what happened to Jessica?! Someone gave her a two-headed water snake!

Walter : fuck it dude let's go bowling.

by BigBananaTarzan May 31, 2016

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two-five

derogatory term for security guards... from 5-0 (slang for police)

Two-five kicked me outta the food court for NO REASON, yo.

by TC September 26, 2003

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Two bowler

When you take such a large dump, you need to flush the toilet so it doesn't clog or overflow.

After a scrumptious 3 burrito dinner, I punched out a nice two bowler in the can.

by blutarsky November 6, 2008

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dog with two dicks

the air of someone extremely happy

Bill:- Why do you look like a dog with two dicks?
Ted:- I butt fucked both your twin sisters last night

by Mary Hinge September 10, 2003

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two ton tessie

a fat bitch

pete: hey marv look at that two ton tessie over there, marv: haha oh yeah shes fat as fuck!

by Mr.46 November 29, 2011

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A Video clip circulating the internet that depicts two girls involved in a sex act. Initially looks like a typical piece of girl-on-girl porn until one girl shits in a cup. Both girls then eat from the cup and procede to puke on each other.

After I watched 'two girls one cup' I wanted to burn my eyes out with a candle

by Gene Bryant November 22, 2007

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Two Piece

two piece is a girl wit nice titties AND a nice ass.

Ty Dolla $ign - Don't Judge Me (Beach House 3)
"I don't want it if it ain't a two piece, yeah"

Me: ay bruh check out dat two piece
bro: damn bro, she got titties AND dat ass fuck!
Me: yeah nikka, dat azz is RIGHT

by Wedontsellhalfs June 16, 2018

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