Shoot the Goose

Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.

thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right

by ritzy115 April 25, 2020

Goosing parkade in water

A ducking building on fire

“I ran through a ducking building on fire I’m not a coward and you’re a bitch sophia”
“Yeah okay carter, and I walked through a goosing parkade in water”

by I’mnotextrapettyuare January 1, 2019

goose tray

Any pan, plate, bowl or tray that is used for either vomit or diaherrea produced after seeing Trey with Goose

I used my sock drawer as a goose tray later that night. It was awful in the morning.

by J Chabs August 17, 2022

Goose

When you grab a women's breast and twist it.

Bob goosed jenny and he got slapped in the face.

by michaelmcalgary August 5, 2024

Goose Profanity

A lighthearted, goose-inspired form of cursing that substitutes traditional expletives with bird-themed wordplay. Commonly used to humorously express frustration, surprise, or sass without actual profanity.

Quack you, you son of a duck!
What the honk is going on?
Stop flapping around and get to work!
You feather-plucking fool!
What's with the goose profanity? For quack sake!

by HTIL January 6, 2025

Goose Mode

What happens when Dignan from HivemindTV doesn't get any of the first three questions of an episode correct. Usually involves flapping his arms as if they were wings, squawking in Riley's face, and rolling around the room in his rolling chair.

Dignan really went GOOSE MODE on Riley and Grant there. 0_0

by not_an_urban_dick_user June 11, 2024

Loose goose

The term is used when referring to a girl that has a loose vagina.

Did you hear that Rachel has a loose goose?

by Baddiedefinitionsperiodd. December 8, 2020