Lowballer

A person making an unrealistic offer for something being sold. Typically a cowardly ploy done by message instead of in person because who in their right mind would insult a seller to his/her face with such an unrealistic offer? A lowballer is the worst form of vermin demonstrating a shameless attempt to be gifted while wasting your time. Lowballers are often whiners too and when the offer is rejected the seller is often forced to endure futher insults.
A seller is offering a moped with incredibly low mileage and in perfect condition allready priced well below market value. A lowballer messages offering 60% of the asking price stating "my son has saved xx amount of $$ would you take that?". Upon receiving "no" for an answer the lowballer replies saying you are an idiot for trying to sell old junk.
by michaelmcalgary July 14, 2025
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Goose

When you grab a women's breast and twist it.
Bob goosed jenny and he got slapped in the face.
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Goose

When you grab a woman's breast and gently or not so gently twist it.
Jenny and I were fooling around and having a good time but when I goosed her she got angry and slapped me.
by michaelmcalgary August 05, 2024
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