Definitions by michaelmcalgary

Lowballer 

A person making an unrealistic offer for something being sold. Typically a cowardly ploy done by message instead of in person because who in their right mind would insult a seller to his/her face with such an unrealistic offer? A lowballer is the worst form of vermin demonstrating a shameless attempt to be gifted while wasting your time. Lowballers are often whiners too and when the offer is rejected the seller is often forced to endure futher insults.

A seller is offering a moped with incredibly low mileage and in perfect condition allready priced well below market value. A lowballer messages offering 60% of the asking price stating "my son has saved xx amount of $$ would you take that?". Upon receiving "no" for an answer the lowballer replies saying you are an idiot for trying to sell old junk.

Lowballer by michaelmcalgary July 14, 2025

Goose 

When you grab a women's breast and twist it.

Bob goosed jenny and he got slapped in the face.

Goose by michaelmcalgary August 5, 2024

Goose 

When you grab a woman's breast and gently or not so gently twist it.

Jenny and I were fooling around and having a good time but when I goosed her she got angry and slapped me.

Goose by michaelmcalgary August 5, 2024