Losing your family in gruesome ways and spending 10 years alone on an island before jumping off a cliff.
by Oriyirah March 13, 2022
When you get caught doing something wrong and you try to make yourself look innocent.
First coined by Youtuber Philip DeFranco
First coined by Youtuber Philip DeFranco
*Video shows Person 1 robbing a bank*
Person 1: I never stole anything from the bank!!
Person 2: Dude stop pulling a shaggy!
Person 1: I never stole anything from the bank!!
Person 2: Dude stop pulling a shaggy!
by changyoulater August 10, 2020
I sat down to write my Aunt Edna an email, but then I ended up pulling root to photos of my ex-girlfriend.
I wish I was a turnip farmer, so I could pull root all day.
I wish I was a turnip farmer, so I could pull root all day.
by tincan77 October 25, 2011
by torngc June 12, 2020
disappeared, awol, leaving no information for family or work, lying about your whereabouts
(In June 2009, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina for 5 days with his mistress, claiming that he was on break/rest from all the battles going on over the stimulus money)
(In June 2009, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina for 5 days with his mistress, claiming that he was on break/rest from all the battles going on over the stimulus money)
by xtinalam.com June 25, 2009
Increasing sales by squeezing ones breasts together and raising them up 4-6 inches in hopes that showing her goodies will distract the customer.
by Jimmysmash44 December 05, 2016
by ktbird23 July 15, 2017