Number 30

Number 30

When your sick in your partners face and he eats it whilst your getting the massive strap on out ready to split his arse right open and lick the blood that’s dripping from there. Whilst that is happening ur pet rabbit starts eating your mrs out chewing on her gammon hangers, whilst she is screaming in ecstasy she squirts in the rabbits face and drowns the poor bugger. Then comes the pet dog who grabs the rabbit and starts eating it whilst the Mrs is still fucking the man with strap on. When they can’t take any more she takes the strap on off and makes the boyfriend lick the shit and blood all off.

Hey georgie why has dave got shit and blood all over his face. It’s ok hayl he just did a number 30 and unfortunately we haven’t got a rabbit anymore

by Royston J July 12, 2025

October 30

October 30 is the official day you can yeet your pet cat or horse across the yard

If you idiots didn't understang the most self explanitory definition october 30 you can very visiously through your pet cat or horse enywhere

by Kermittheburrito October 30, 2019

April 30

All women named "Ashley" (counting nicknames/abbreviations) MUST send a picture of their boobs to you.

Me: It's April 30th you know what that means?
Ashley: Yes, you can see my boobs.

by Repytheloser April 30, 2024

November 30

National slap a short person day, the one day you can do it, and they cannot resist.

Dang I guess it’s November 30th, time to slap mark.

by Hitler John the 4th November 28, 2022

September 30

Nation kiss Emiliano on the lips day

E: why did u just kiss me bro
J: Chill its september 30th

by mcswagmoneyballer September 30, 2022

30 on 30 on 30

I’m not a big fan of the government 🗣️🔊
I’m not a big fan of the government 🗣️🔊
I’m not a big fan of the government 🗣️🔊

I’m 30 on 30 on 30

by Stungrey March 31, 2024

September 30

Someone has to give the person with the name “Jason” a present.

Hey! Here a present!
Oh thanks! Why though?
Don’t be silly, it’s September 30th!

by A “sexy” person November 27, 2023