Taser Taser Taser

When a dumbass cop, typically female, mistakes a taser for a FUCKING GUN and shoots the shit outta someone

“Hey look over there, a guy is running from the cops”
“Taser Taser Taser”

by DoopyBlerp April 22, 2021

josh your taters

To fondle someone's testicles, in a sexual setting.

"Wow, kissing is great, but could we maybe take it a step further?"
"Sure! Want me to josh your taters?"
"That sounds great, I'll whip them out!"

by Mac De Mario September 9, 2020

Tasteicle

The sensory organ that gets sent into overdrive when something extremely sweet or hot is eaten. It's what makes the jaws clinch or the scalp prickle upon smelling or tasting something exrtreme.

Man that Sopapilla Cheesecake kicked me in the tasteicles!

by Drakard May 7, 2013

tasteiful

Full of taste.

(Burp), man that meal sure was tasteiful.

by themrincrediblebob June 26, 2014

tater boy

Someone who is very racist and is also a cunt face.

Hey it's tater boy

by Twisted boy November 15, 2016

taste the rainbow fuck

The legendary Taste the Rainbow Fuck is when you bring home a hot little slut, spread her flaps, and stuff and a few bags of skittles. Then you fuck her brains out and leave a huge load of man chowder. You then make her spread her legs wide and you take a big soup spoon and slide it in her coochie and fish out a big gooey spoonful which you feed to her.

Yo bro. Guess what I did to Jennabea last night? I gave her the Taste the Rainbow Fuck and set a new record with four bags of skittles. Then I got her to eat three spoonfuls and she licked it clean! She tasted my rainbow!!!!

by Miltythecheese June 10, 2017

Taste Buds

Those dots on your tongue when you stick your tongue out on something metal, (Like a mirror or glass), Taste Buds are like president voters and the food is the president, the taste buds will depend if the food (or taste) is good or bad.

1) I ate some mangoes and my taste buds thinks its very good, the mangoes are the new president.

2) Person 1: There are some light pink things on my tongue and I think its a tongue infection!! Person 2: No, Those are your taste buds.

by LOLDayIsAFriday26 December 23, 2019