Creepin The Book

The act of stalking someone on facebook

Examples

What you doing tonight man? Oh nothin just creepin the book for some ladies

Creepin The Book by Nothinbutfacials May 3, 2009

In the bum 

Only to be stated at the very end of a phonecall between to pals that are in no way sexually aroused by eachother's masculinaty. Just friends ...very, very good friends.

Male replacement of "I love you" shared between girlies at the end of a natter.

Friend 1: "alright mate, I'll come to your gaff about 4ish"
Friend 2: "sweet fam', catch you in abit?"
Friend 1: "safe geez ...in the bum"
Friend 2: "in the bum"

In the bum by GRANT CIRCUS August 28, 2011

deck the balls 

1) To festoon one's testicles with colored lights, evergreen garlands, and tiny Christmas ornaments

2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas

1) I wanted to make my girlfriend feel merry in the bedroom this Christmas so I decided to deck the balls.

2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.

deck the balls by chadsuperhero December 9, 2013

Start the Bus 

An event, game, or relationship is nearing it's end, time to exit

The Giants are up by 3 touchdowns with 30 seconds to go? Start the bus.

Start the Bus by Violettomahawk July 23, 2015

Check the Blog 

When someone takes an L and it is over for them, the only way to recover from said L is to check the blog.

John: "I have a track workout today and I forgot lunch"
Bob: "Check the Blog, it's ova"

Check the Blog by qwertysdfghzxcvbn June 21, 2016

Glazing the beard

This is when a woman lets a man go down on her while having a beard. This is what happens when moisture is left on his furry face.

I met a woman who loves glazing the beard said the woodsman.

Glazing the beard by Beard dreamer May 13, 2016

starve the baby 

Titty fucking a chick using her breast milk as lube.

If you have a dirty ass and Hershey spurts it becomes chocolate milk.

I really want to starve the baby with the chick I met at the mommy and me class.

starve the baby by Starvin Marvin December 14, 2016