the falling leaf

When someone is first learning how to snowboard and they are scared shittless to attempt carving, so they go all the way down the slope on their heal side by first heading downhill with their dominant foot, and then their other foot, immitating the motion of a falling leaf.

Sarah was tired of falling on her ass every time she tried to carve, so she just did the falling leaf all the way down the slope.

by zanny May 26, 2004

taste the forks

What a real australian would do to somebody who was insulting them, instead of giving them the american "middle finger". The expression "taste the forks" normally accompanies the tradition two fingers, and can be repeted many times to gain desired effect. It means in true definiton Get fucked

I was walking down the street and some westie hicks drove by and one stuck his head out of the car and screamed "hey blondie youze is ugly". I was then obliged to scream "taste the forks" and erected my two fingers to them. They then got out of there car and beat me for hours, and then shoved my "forks" up my arse and ran off.

by Master Apps September 3, 2005

Scourge of the Fat Race

The irreparable harm inflicted on modern civilization by the Fat Race, or, the race of humans who carry enough excess fat to be classified as obese.

I was exposed to the scourge of the fat race when an airplane passenger who sat next to me was overflowing into my seat and cutting off my circulation.

by Nick S December 5, 2004

grow the fuck up

A person should act their age and not be spiteful or childish

An admin from a nufc site reported me for showing him up in front of his page members and outing him as a liar, which resulted in me getting banned. He needs to "grow the fuck up" childish fkin alcoholic baby!!

by gbrid69 June 20, 2014

Where's the fire?

Where's the fire? is an expression or a catchphrase said to someone when seeing it hurrying, simply means why hurrying up. (Hurry UP).

Where's the fire? hey man go slow.

by Nabeel, January 9, 2009

the frost is on the pumpkin

Time for making love. After the hard work of the harvest is done, and to relieve the pent-up tension of not being able to mate because of sweltering August weather (you know - sleeping on the porch, all the windows open, etc...). Also copulation at this time traditionally brought pregnancy to term after spring planting but well before the next year's harvest.

When the weather's hot and sticky there's no time for dunkin' dickie; when the frost is on the punkin that's the time for dickie dunkin'! - anonymous pithy verse

Tim was over to Laurie's again last night - I guess the frost is on the pumpkin!

by paulpaxman September 4, 2009

The Former Guy (#TFG)

Twitter slang for money laundering Russian asset Donald Trump

The Former Guy (#TFG) got his ass beat by Joe Biden in the 2020 election and oozed back down to Russialago where he's perving on underage girls, playing golf, and fantasizing about stopping an imaginary steal of his fake presidency

by Uncle Joosie April 30, 2021