Suck my ass 

An expression that often is used among friends to say fuck off or eat shit.

L: Fuck I only got a 90% on my test
J: Suck my ass

B: you got shotgun last time, it's my turn to ride in the passenger seat!
A: Suck my ass

Suck my ass by 398281007 June 13, 2016

Suck my Janico 

you can use it for say Suck my dick but in polite Modern contest

Hey mama why yu dont suck it janico ?

hey Juan you know that today its the text

-Juan- Fuck the teacher should Suck my janico

Suck my Janico by L.Karagöz December 15, 2016

suck weasel 

A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.

Did you see Joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.

suck weasel by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017

Suck my rod

An immature, yet charming way of saying "i don't care" or "so?"

Richard: You should really start taking your job seriously. What if the manager found you slacking off?
Immature Tommy: Suck my rod!
Richard:.....
Immature Tommy: That's what i'll say. Plus i'm not slacking, i'm fixing my rod.

Suck my rod by RedKnuckle February 10, 2017

suck the hell off 

It's a way of saying piss off but it also mean you can suck my penis while burning in hell.

Tommy: You can suck the hell off
Jimmy: Ok

suck the hell off by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

Suck It 

What you say when you want someone to shut up or have sex with you.

1: I am soooo better
2: Suck It

Suck It by FYI Informing Person May 6, 2017

Suck the ass out of a darren

Smoking a cigarette with great intensity.

Bloke 1: Oi mate feel like a smoke?
Bloke 2: Mate I could absolutely suck the ass out of a darren right now

Suck the ass out of a darren by Krnc July 12, 2017