Shuffleromancy

A method of divination through setting your music playlist to shuffle.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Ask a question
3. Press play
4. Whatever song that plays has the answer

Shuffleromancy is the new magic eight ball - with lyrics!

by Heloise July 23, 2008

Smuffa

Shoving something in ones face aggressively or violently

I will Smuffa pillow in your face.

by Shebheb June 20, 2021

Hudson Shuffle

When you have to run to the toilet in order to take a shit.
In order to be a true Hudson Shuffle you have to be in a place where it is inappropriate to run to the toilet.

Last night at work i had to do a hudson shuffle.

by neoender June 24, 2009

Triumph Shuffle

to intentionally get your girlfriend pregnant while being hella hella creepy about it. must be done from the doggy style position

guy: baby i am about to cum
guh: ok make sure you pull out
::guy is about to cum and grips on to girlfriends hips and does a James Brown lookin shuffle::
guh: YOU CAME INSIDE ME
guy: its ok it was only the triumph shuffle ::wipes mustache with bounty napkin:: see you in nine months

by toast williams July 29, 2009

kaygina shuffle

The motion of movement used to describe the victim of an endless discussion trying to get away. This is normally done by sliding one's feet slowly away from the person talking, sometimes mumbling something like "right", "ok" or "sure". The intention is to exit the area without the offending person following. This can also be seen in single bars and is often used by women trying to get away from some tool.

Man I was out taking a smoke break and some dude comes over to talk about something, He wouldn't stop talking and I had to get back to work, so I had to do a kaygina shuffle to get away.

by Ral_phie January 9, 2010

fb shuffle

Finding out you're single on fb because you're brand new ex- just switched his/her relationship status to "single"

Did you hear about bob's gf kayla? She did the fb shuffle and now he's all torn up.

Yo, tommy just gave stacey the fb shuffle.

I didn't feel like hearing her bitch and cry, so I did the old fb shuffle.

by mandakorr March 25, 2011

Chocolate Shuffle

When you excess doo doo hanging from your butt and you have to jiggle to get it off.

Bob: Man I hate it when there's extra doo doo after i get through, its hard to get it off with tp.

Jim: Ah, just do the chocolate shuffle and it'll fall right down.

by The Groove DJ July 12, 2011