Splat Holt

A suicide jumper from Cinnaminson, New Jersey.

Pal, you have no idea how bad my luck has been today. Some poor slob decided to go splat holt on my car.

by Koknballz December 20, 2020

splash painting

Pinterest art created with bodily fluids and sold as professional painting. Fecal, semen, spit, and vaginally secreted fluids on canvas, walls and entire houses.

That splash painting sold for 10k and was total shit, I think it is called vaginitis surf prep.

by Jambox2020 December 21, 2020

splash potion of beanos

the best robloxian on the planet, did your mom last night

"hey is that splash potion of beanos?" "yeah thats him. the way i can tell is because he did your mom last night"

by 42069funnyboxmanepic2020xdgame December 22, 2020

Splash-rimmed

(Noun) Undesired anilingus where toilet water aggressively splashes the anus as a result of a fat dump.

Bro I just took the dump of a century and got SPLASH-RIMMED by the damn toilet.

by anonymous February 15, 2021

Splash Liability

Splash liability is a fall from the Tik Tok song when befuckled by skin surgery

Boom!Splash.Splash.One.Two.Ready and splash
Google security watching me:Hey I don’t see Splash Liability protections.Please stay down phoning from the moon rock!”

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021

Splash pool

/splaʃpu l/

an artificial pool for partying in.

"When the beat drops at a pool party it becomes a splash pool."

by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021

Splatitude

A meaningless self-quote (usually in a swirly font on a busy background) trying to sound philosophical, but falling as flat as a lead balloon.

His endless strings of splatitudes made him a bore at parties.

by CaroRio January 21, 2021