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smashy smash

John is soooooo cute! I wish we could smashy smash!
Did you see Sarah? I wanna smashy smash that!
If Gabe and I were a couple, we'd smashy smash all day long!
No one likes me, people wouldn't even smashy smash with me...
smashy smash by Jake Reker January 30, 2018

Pro Smash Bros Player 

1. A professional e-sports gamer who specializes in playing the popular video game franchise Super Smash Bros.

2. A professional e-sports gamer who specializes in playing the popular video game franchise Super Smash Bros, who has also been accused of and/or admitted to being a paedophile.
John: Yo, that guy over there? He's a Pro Smash Bros Player.

Benjamin: You're gonna need to elaborate on that.

Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up 

The art of downing several pints of Leffe whilst receiving a Blumpkin in the company of friends.

As mastered by the product control massive (T.C)
Out on the smash and offered a blumpkin i couldn't refuse so it turned into a Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up

🅱️ecky lemme smash 

a solid meme about 1 bird trying to sex up another bird, can also be used if you wish to have sexual relations with a basic bitchy white female
*you see an attractive white female and go up to her*
"A yo 🅱️ecky lemme smash"

meat smash

Using a hammer, or some hard object to repeatedly smash your dick and balls.
dude, I'm still sore from that meat smash.
meat smash by CJ Frodge January 3, 2008

scissor smash 

the act of preventing a lesbian from scoring sexually
lesbian version of a cock-block
Jillian: I was talking to this hot girl when Joe came and ruined it.

Sam: Wow, Joe is such a scissor smasher.
scissor smash by hahahero December 7, 2009