dog shit on the table

When some vile aspect of politics is finally right there in front of you affecting the way you must eat and live.

No question about it, now that there’s steaming dog shit on the table, we’re gonna have to do something about it.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

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Critical Shit

A massive bowel explosion that shoots you into the sky and absolutely obliterates the earth, causing an apocalypse that causes global warming and wipes the planets population entirely.

Ricky: Hey dude, you seem off. What’s up?
Greg: I just got back from Chipotle and I think I’m gonna have a critical shit.

by Graybin Mooch April 4, 2019

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This shit fucks

Probably used in a banger sentence meaning it’s bomb as fuck. Also could mean this stuff is really good.

Dude have you tried that bbq
Nah man I have not

Dude this shit fucks, it’s so good

by Bonesauce February 9, 2020

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1. Literally, noun; a pile of feces, often left outdoors in cold whether, that steams while still warm/fresh.

2. Slang, noun; fecal matter that is potent and/or offensive in smell.

3. Adj.; to express dissatisfaction with either a person place or thing.

1. My dog left a big steaming shit in the yard.

2. I don't know what he ate, but that was a big steaming shit he left.

3. This night turned out to be a big steaming shit!

by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013

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Corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You

An infamous intersection between two roads called Eat Shit and Fuck You. Often frequented by assholes.

If you want to get rid of someone annoying, tell them to meet you at the corner of ‘Eat Shit and Fuck You’!

Meet me at the corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You!

by kam75xx January 21, 2019

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