A string of (often loosely) connected puns, the goal of which is to keep anyone willing to listen to such wordplay laughing for as long as possible. Usually these joke trains conclude with an absolutely horrible punchline.
The following example is a typical pun-run:
Q: What do you call it when a mail truck gets in a car accident?
A: A return-to-sender bender
Q: What do you call it when a crossdresser gets in a car accident?
A: A gender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a meat truck gets in a car accident?
A: A tender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a loan shark gets in a car accident?
A: A lender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a Federal Reserve truck gets in a car accident?
A: A legal tender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a Calvin Klein model gets in a car accident?
A: A slender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a smoothie truck gets in a car accident?
A: A blender-bender
Q: What do you call it when your lead guitarist gets in a car accident?
A: A fender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a mail truck gets in a car accident?
A: A return-to-sender bender
Q: What do you call it when a crossdresser gets in a car accident?
A: A gender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a meat truck gets in a car accident?
A: A tender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a loan shark gets in a car accident?
A: A lender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a Federal Reserve truck gets in a car accident?
A: A legal tender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a Calvin Klein model gets in a car accident?
A: A slender-bender
Q: What do you call it when a smoothie truck gets in a car accident?
A: A blender-bender
Q: What do you call it when your lead guitarist gets in a car accident?
A: A fender-bender
by Evan Jaiyen July 19, 2009
Term used in FPS gaming where the loosing team wants another round. Usualy associated with Halo CTF.
by Runitback October 15, 2003
Two gay men driving around trying to pretend they are straight by attempting to yell at girls through the window. But rather than actually yelling something useful to pick them up, they yell something ridiculous like "DOHHHH!" and then boyishly giggle about it in the car. Then they go home and have gay sex and grand pappy smash each other.
Dialogue of a Filly Run:
Bobby: Hey Dan... look there's a girl.
Danny: Cool man.
Bobby: Wanna try to talk to her?
Danny: Nahh
Bobby & Danny: (out the window to the female) DOOOOHHHHH!
Danny: Let's go have gay sex.
Bobby: Yeah, definitely. And grand pappy smash each other too!
Bobby & Danny: OH YEAH!
Bobby: Hey Dan... look there's a girl.
Danny: Cool man.
Bobby: Wanna try to talk to her?
Danny: Nahh
Bobby & Danny: (out the window to the female) DOOOOHHHHH!
Danny: Let's go have gay sex.
Bobby: Yeah, definitely. And grand pappy smash each other too!
Bobby & Danny: OH YEAH!
by Parkway July 09, 2006
the sexual act of pulling out your penis before climax and blowing your load in a way that creates a trail of semen from the anus to the vagina. After creating the trail you then proceed to run that trail with the head of your penis until you or your partner is rubbed raw.
by Skeeterman169696969 February 11, 2015
to leave a group of people at random times to masturbate, then come back out of breath and play it off like nothing happened
by South Wick September 07, 2010
To go and spread the word of something to as many people as possible, who in turn go and spread the word of whatever it is to as many people as they can.
Guy 1: follow Guy 1 on Facebook for fresh content every single day, run and tell that
Guy 2: Hey everybody, go follow Guy 1 on Facebook! He gives out fresh content every single day!
Guys 3, 4, 5, and 6: Okay Guy 2, we'll run and tell that!
Guy 2: Hey everybody, go follow Guy 1 on Facebook! He gives out fresh content every single day!
Guys 3, 4, 5, and 6: Okay Guy 2, we'll run and tell that!
by PrinceLock February 28, 2017
by Maurese March 08, 2006