An orifice that has been mangled; obliterated. Looks like someone fell on a weedwacker, and may or may not have enjoyed it. Typically drizzled in feces and/or puss. May also contain jizz, mucus, spit, sweat or dried jizz. Usually refers to an asshole or a vaginal crease.
I went to Jimmy's on a hairy Monday, and I caught a glimpse of Jim's hairy ripeye. Dripping with sweat, his ripeye looked shattered from a previous encounter. Jim's ripeye was pulverized. It looked like a tenderized piece of rotten Ribeye steak. Jim's ripeye was a 11/10 GGEZ.
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I went to Jimmy's on a hairy Monday, and I caught a glimpse of Jim's hairy ripeye. Dripping with sweat, his ripeye looked shattered from a previous encounter. Jim's ripeye was pulverized. It looked like a tenderized piece of rotten Ribeye steak. Jim's ripeye was a 11/10 GGEZ.
by HairyRipeye August 7, 2022
Get the ripeye mug.An enlarged mangled orifice that oozes pus and/or expels extreme odor. Usually provoking distaste from the majority of people whom witness it's presence. Typically refers to an anus or a vaginal crease.
It was a muggy Monday morning, the sun had just peaked in the sky. Joe Biden was out drinking some natty lights on his porch, when Donald Trump happened upon a display of Joe's bare ripeye. An eventful sight. The ripeye glistened in sun, moist from a recent outbreak of pus. Donald was scarred for life and needed to seek emotional and physical therapy for the remainder of his dull life.
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The condition of being very old; used especially to talk about someone who has a long healthy life: I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.
My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.
The condition of being very old; used especially to talk about someone who has a long healthy life: I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.
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