'Pulling a Mojang'

1 When you give your children their birthday presents in two-installments over the course of 8 months.

2 When you taunt your children with birthday presents two, often three years before you intend to give them their birthday presents.

I was totalling 'Pulling a Mojang' on my kids the other year. I told them in the fall of 2019 they were getting their coolest birthday presents ever. Too bad they don't know they're actually getting them in the winter of 2022.

by mojangdetractor81 October 18, 2021

Pull a blake

Doing or saying something stupid

The term “pulling a blake” originates from Oregon. It was named after a teenager named Blake due to Blake doing and saying unintelligent things almost all the time.

friend 1 : How much for a 20 sac?

friend 2 : bruh do not pull a blake on me rn

by Subwayworker September 3, 2018

Pull a Byron

Sending risqué pictures of one's spouse that were once sent in confidentiality.

You're going to be in so much trouble if you pull a Byron.

by CAPTSLW August 29, 2016

Pulled a Gabe

(V) Throwing up after ten too many jello shots, then falling asleep in said puke only for it to dye your hair the color of the jello.

Adam: "Dude, why is your hair blue?"
Me: "I pulled a Gabe last night."

by girlgabe April 3, 2013

Pulling a slant

1. Getting so angry that you completely shut yourself off from all outside communication. 2. Getting so mad, you delete/ban all of your friends involved from the internets.

I was trying to argue logic with Jacob, but in the end, he just ended up pulling a slant.

by Topsy Kritt November 16, 2010

Pull a Dickie

To say you are going to do something / go somewhere and eventually never show off. Lame excuses are used when "pulling a Dickie" such as checking the email, having to meet the wife or being a total douche.

A couple of friends are walking to see a third one when suddenly one of them starts walking the wrong way.

-"Hey, what are you doing! Weren't you supposed to come with me?"

-"Mhhh...sorry but my wife hits me if I don't get home before 7PM."

-"What a douche! Don't try to pull a Dickie on me."

by Yona_London March 10, 2009

to pull an autovortex

1. the attempt at replicating others successes to then miserably fail

2. getting help from the top in domain to no results

A: Wow, even with that 1:1 copy of the world champion's routine he couldn't win.
B: He really tried to pull an autovortex didn't he...

by sketchman August 4, 2020