Prime Day

The feeling of having a bad day to worst day ever.

Today was such a Prime Day. My boss just fired me. Girlfriend dumped me. But at least I saved 15% on my insurance by switching to GEICO. Can happy hour come any sooner?

by djGT August 6, 2015

Prime Day

An utterly disappointing day. One which likely had a lot of hype and build up leading up to the day, but ultimately failed to deliver on its promises or live up to one's expectations.

Damn, I waited in line for hours to buy my new phone and now it turns out that the thing is totally lame, apps are lagging, and it keeps dropping calls. This has been a total prime day!

by WerriamMebster August 7, 2015

Prime Parking

The worst fucking parking lot in existence.

Guy #1: Prime Parking is literal ass bro.
Guy #2: I know it smells like Lebanese asshole.

by ChaosInfernox August 19, 2017

Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

Primal Nut

(Noun) A person who satisfies our most primal and evolutionary instincts to mate with the most biologically fit organism to produce offspring. A primal nut is someone who is traditionally good-looking and makes you buss a nut just looking at them

“You know Brad Johnson on the football team? BIG primal nut”

by Swegolicious July 4, 2019

Prime Pigeon

The ability for one to establish themselves as superior at pigeoning in the context of a friend group. Usually a single individual is designated as the prime pigeon ("prime pighe" for short) but it could also be a multitude of individuals.

Through the intriguing discourse of Boris and Larold, we discern that Boris is indeed the prime pigeon. His pervasive, high efficacy pigeoning grants him this honorable title in the friend group.

by pennwhart March 18, 2020

Primal Ape

A disrespectful term usually meaning they are dumb or have lack of common sense.

Kevin- Bro cam your such a Primal Ape

by 1wayscoota April 8, 2021