poopy poon

A vagina that is covered in poop. Enjoyable for sex because it is pre-lubricated and squishy.

Ryan loves poopy poon.

by LuckyDucky November 14, 2006

poon

Poon is the new nickname for an idiot. but it is used amongst friends. it is not used to emotionally scar dorks.

Don't be a poon all your life man Shameek!!

by Freshlook Blue October 10, 2006

poon

1. A person the sniffs a girls bycycle seat.

2. A Vietnamese Prostitute

gee shes/hes such a poon

by adaman02 June 4, 2003

Poon

1)A type of baseball bat used for maximum distance in slow-pitch softball, made of metal or wood.

2)Also a slang term for a 3-wood in golf.

3)Also also a vagina.

1) "Damm, that dyke hit the ball 100 miles with that iron poon of hers."

2) "Holy shnikeys, Tiger Woods just got a hole in one with his poon."

3) Health Teacher- "Girls have vaginas."
6th graders- "EWWWWWWWWWW"

by John Eatman April 25, 2006

poon

slang for a person of punjabi decent.

Look at the size of that poon's turban!

by Adrian R. August 8, 2005

poon

The sick creation made by genetically combining a raccoon and a poodle.

That poon fuckin' BIT ME! It's foaming.. Shit it's turning green - that means its angry.....

by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008

poon swooner

A dude that be all up wit the ladies but he just "hanging out" usually homosexual.

"Hey wanna smoke a bleezy on saturday?". "i'm chillin wit bessy."<------- what a poon swooner

by Nigguhzgetinblazted December 13, 2008