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Tetris Pimp

1. Someone who has mastered the art of playing Tetris and has their name at the top of the list.
2. Someone, usually a man who knows the arts and positions of the female body like a pro for sexual pleasure.
3. A male or female whose masturbation technique has been perfected by the hand-eye coordination of playing a lot of Tetris.
4. A person who works at a supermarket bagging groceries.
At a twelve step program, I admitted to being a Tetris Pimp up to three times a day while wearing a carpal tunnel brace.
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
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pimp lips

To show puckered, extruded lips in a cocky or proud manner.
The attractive girl gave Ray her phone number. He later bragged to his friends and showed his pimp lips.
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pimp lotion

pimp lotion is a nickname for sperm
last night i jerked off and got pimp lotion all over myself
by pimp daddy dollars March 4, 2005
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Super Pimp

The coolest, most fly pimp of them all!
Jeff Marjama is a Super Pimp!
by Jeff Marjama June 30, 2003
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Pimp smack

The art of smacking whores or white trash with the back of a hand that has bling attached.
You're my whore bitch! Followed by a pimp smack.

Hey dude, my mum has DD breasts.
What the fuck?! proceeded by a pimp smack.
by REVOLV3R November 25, 2007
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pimp card

a card u give to bitches with ur information on it followed by a firm opean palm slap on the ass
i gave some hot bitch my pimp card last night
by moe bitches July 29, 2006
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Pimp Slap

A back-handed slap, where you slowly bring your hand to your opposite shoulder and whip it out until fully extended, where you slap the face of whoever has disrespected you. If you get pimp slapped, you know you're a ho.
I thought Chris was my friend, until I realised that he didn't inhale, so I pimp slapped that ho.
by chr0n1cl4ntern October 9, 2008
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