Pool noodle

Snake in disguise

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?

by boomer inc. August 14, 2021

Pool Party

A party with friends, beer and a funnel. Without all 3 it is not a pool party only a pool day.

Want to pool party?

by Reba beeba August 14, 2021

Pool Pig

A game of traditional basketball-style pig played in a pool

Ed had “P-I-G” in pool pig before Josh and Adam got a “P”.

by ForWhoForWhat August 30, 2021

Poolard beer

A polar bear type person who is an overweight alcoholic. Typically a lazy, yet cool to hangout with.

My buddy Josh is such a poolard beer

by Jake larda September 13, 2021

Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

PoolHub

The best dealer in the world. PoolHub has a net worth of around $641,000,000,000. PoolHub is also known as the president of the AAA, don’t ask what that means it’s not important.

You forgot to pay PoolHub! You are so dead, he will cut all your limbs off and kill your pet ant.

by PoolHub October 14, 2021

Pool

Liminal image pointing to a state, place or quality of in-betweenness. A familiar image hearkening back to a former era, time or childhood.

The liminal manifesto is quite simply, "pool".

by Pool Marm October 17, 2021