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Moose nostril

Did you get any moose nostril last night?
by Jim Dong September 18, 2021
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Moose

my super cute dog but he can also be kind of a butt. he growls when you take his giraffe.
Me: hey moose do you want to go for a walk?
Moose: *flops around rapidly in excitement*
by sussyb4ka June 30, 2021
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Moose Plug

An extra large tampon for huge va-ja's.
Who tried to flush this moose plug?... Bring me a plunger!

Moose plugs couldn't dam that flow!
by Hot as balls July 19, 2012
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drive a moose

To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.
To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.
by Moose Driver October 13, 2013
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Moose

That know-it all bitch that walks around the office swaying to and fro with the swagger of a drunk moose. Often with loud foot-falls striking fear into all those around.
"That moose had the nerve to tell ME how to fill out a TPS report!"
by That guy at the office. February 20, 2012
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says the moose

a reference to a Harry Potter fan-fiction(word credit to "alwaysbutneverright"). It was used when Lucius/Draco Malfoy wanted to tell the girls they loved how they felt but were too scared.
I love/like you.
Crush: "Well, I gotta go now, bye."
You: "OK, says the moose, see ya later."
by HeyThereBrownEyes April 11, 2012
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Moose Chucker

That Mountie was a total moose chucker. "Beaver crossing" my frozen, polite ass, eh.
by Generic User the Nth March 24, 2011
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