Mashing Softies

Lesbians having sex. Mashing their vaginas against each other.

Deb and Carol love mashing softies together.

by bstngrl June 24, 2009

Marching Band

1. The best and worst extracurricular activity you could possibly join.

2. A Package Deal!!

3. Better than the football team.

1. "Oh my god!" exclaimed Nina, "I had so much fun during marching band the other day!!" "But Nina," Tim said, "You were just complaining about how much you hated it two days ago!"

2. Set includes:

- At least two weeks of band camp

- Director(s) yelling at you to find your dot

- A complicated drill sheet/book

- Sometimes grouchy section leaders

- Unmanageable music

- No life

- Mandatory football games each Friday night

- Friends and memories you will never forget

- A new-found hate for the trumpet section

- MAYBE a trip to somewhere for a competition

3. Last year, the only reason why people came to the football games was to watch the marching band.

by theultimateprocrastinator June 9, 2013

coin machine

An inexpensive whore who allows payment via insertion of coins into the anus.

You can spend $1.24 on Ryan, the local coin machine.

by TPM June 21, 2006

mashing potatoes

Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection

"Man, Dana was mashing potatoes all night long"

by tyson86 August 10, 2007

Dirty Washing Machine

This is the act of placing one's penis into the female's anal cavity and then proceeding to take your penis (which is then covered in the female's feces) out of the female's anus and then placing it into her mouth and giving it a cheeky twirl.

Boy: "Yo bitch, you want dat dirty washing machine don't ya?"
Girl: "Oh hell yeah you dirty cunt"

by Big Cam April 28, 2017

machine language

The lowest level of programming language known in computer science. Rarely used due to its intense complexity and incredibly vast array of instructions available. The basemost language understood by most computers and CPU's. Only computer programming gods know this intense language.

Wanna learn machine language? You better study computer mathematics and CPU/Memory architecture first.

6 5 5 5 5 6 bits
op | rs | rt | rd |shamt| funct R-type
op | rs | rt | address/immediate I-type
op | target address J-type

machine language is cruel, but the ultimate weapon when developing software.

by Rale May 12, 2008

Kentucky Time Machine

An intuative sex position which basicly consits of the missionary position and trying to hide at least 7 household memoirs away in the caverns of the 2 partners.

Holy Damn, Greg, me and that chick did the Kentucky time machine last night. Theres still a family photo in my ass.

by A Small Jamaican Child August 3, 2010