TPM's definitions

coin machine

An inexpensive whore who allows payment via insertion of coins into the anus.

You can spend $1.24 on Ryan, the local coin machine.

by TPM June 21, 2006

Fuplifting

Fake uplifting. Giving inspiration without actually giving inspiration.

Kira was fuplifting on LinkedIn when she posted ways to respond to be laying off, but really just listed nonsense.

by tpm January 25, 2023