reverse atm machine

gas pump; concept of money being sucked up as quickly as it can be dispensed. -some have suggested putting more atms in gas stations, right at the pump!!

my fucking chariot is HUNGRY AGAIN!!. i just LEFT the reverse atm machine!!

i'm going to have to ditch this land yacht, i'm doing too much camping at the reverse atm machine!!

by michael foolsley March 30, 2011

slurpy machine

It's a tool of the devil.

I pissed in the slurpy machine.

by me September 27, 2003

Paper Maché

The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.

Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.

by Jon Griz March 1, 2008

machine

toronto's WORD FOR A BURNER or GUN

machine in the area don't worry bout nothing

by killer keels April 25, 2005

kkkkksshhsshhsh machine

A container, or 'hopper' that is attached to an air compressor to add texture to ceilings and/or walls. It is heavy and should be used by a strong man.

Chick: Will you bring the kkkkksshhsshhsh machine tonight? I need to borrow it.
Dude: Yeah, but it's really heavy. You're gonna need a big strong man to do it for you.

by ameco9 September 10, 2009

Machine

A butt hurt, fat, stoner who posts in a subforum of a subforum of a message board for his favorite NFL football team. Low aptitude puts his glass ceiling at forklift driver.

I'm a fat stoner who drives a forklift for a living, I'm a Machine.

by probablement February 20, 2012

machinglish

English words that are mangled by inadequate speech-to-text or Auto-complete software. A combobulation of Machine and English, pronounced mah-sheen-glish.

"I said dinner, but autocomplete Machinglished that into divorce."

by Jhhh February 19, 2015