1 definition by probablement

Top Definition
A butt hurt, fat, stoner who posts in a subforum of a subforum of a message board for his favorite NFL football team. Low aptitude puts his glass ceiling at forklift driver.
I'm a fat stoner who drives a forklift for a living, I'm a Machine.
by probablement January 27, 2012
Mug icon
Buy a Machine mug!