Emerson New Jersey

A really small and shitty town that is so depressing that people can’t even go 2 miles without leaving it because it is smaller than my thumb

Don’t you dare go to Emerson New Jersey.

by WilburSoot5000 March 23, 2021

New Jersey

Simply put, the best state in the Union. Too often, Jersey is judged on Newark and Camden and the slums. But the Jersey Shore and yes not the beach but the shore is the best. Everyone who hates Dirty Jerse should go Down the Shore. We have kickass pizza and bagels, and the best diners in america; food is where its at. We gave you Springsteen and the Sopranos, We have 2 NFL teams in Rutherford. And yeah we do know how to tawk.

New Jersey is a kickass state, the haters should shove it.

by Matt0912 July 21, 2009

The College of New Jersey

A college, formerly known as Trenton State, located in Mercer County, New Jersey that has changed it's name to the original name of Princeton University while also ripping off Princeton's logo. The faculty and staff will repeatedly refer to TCNJ as one of the top colleges in the nation alongside Princeton, Harvard, Yale, etc... to the point where they are almost as snobby as the people from Princeton. This is to create a false sense of elitism. The faculty is full of a bunch of locals that don't want to leave the area. In reality, TCNJ is community college that has turned into a wanna be Ivy League school.

1. Many of the top Universities, such as Harvard, Yale, Princeton, MIT, Cal Tech, and The College of New Jersey only accept the best students.
-any moronic TCNJ professor

2. A 3.0 at Rutgers Unversity means a hell of a lot more than a 4.0 at The College of New Jersey.
-Edward W. Castner Jr. PhD

3. If you refer to The College of New Jersey as Trenton State, the staff will crucify you.

by Blee September 28, 2005

jersey girls

a girl who does not have to say "im going down the shore" when she wants to go to the beach

ne girl that was born and raised in nj not a newyork transplant

a nity gritty slutty fun lovin beer drinking club head
some of the most beautifull girls in the entire world

thos girls where born and raised in point...they are real jersey girls

by dj diddles March 6, 2008

south Jersey

South Jersey is the mentally slower part of the great state of New Jersey. After going to college in South Jersey after I had been raised in North Jersey, I realized I had to take it down several notches on speed of thought, expression AND action to be able to relate to South Jersians at all, as did most other North Jersians I encountered.

Me: "Where are my cigarettes?"
South Jersey WaWa attendant: "Oh, I didn't get to them yet, I am still working on your Lottery Tickets."
Me: "Oh, I'm sorry I am from North Jersey and forgot where I was. My bad."

by Rebootie July 7, 2006

New Jersey

New Jersey = The Arkansas of the East Coast. People from New Jersey are very proud of their state and the distinct flavor of white trash that comes with it.

"Can you believe that Cops was shodowing the police in Newark?" "No, they keep it pretty busy over there"

"New Jersey... New York's garbage dump"

by Snarky123 November 23, 2011

New Jersey

The richest state by per capita income in the US that contains the richest town in the US, the richest county in the US, and the richest area in the world. Better than Connecticut

That rich bro that be droppin g's must be from New Jersey.

by Righteous Fist October 11, 2008