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Homo before 99

The act of being/acting in a homosexual way before the age of 99

Punishable by death

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Man 1: bro I had gay sex last night

Man 2: bro that’s illegal because your not 99 yet

Man 1: please don’t kill me for being homo before 99
by Homob499 January 31, 2022
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Your Homie Homo

An response to ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian. Not as powerful as ur granny tranny but still damaging.
Person 1: "UR MOM GAY""

Person 2: "YOUR HOMIE HOMO"
by Mister Bunny May 13, 2018
mugGet the Your Homie Homomug.

ur hamster homo

It is worse than ANY INSULT in the world.
John:Ur mom gay
Carl:ur dad lesbian
John:your granny granny
Carl:...ur...hamster...homo...
John dies and is now sent to planet X-790
Ur hamster homo is the best insult to end any argument.
by Hi not the person u know April 12, 2018
mugGet the ur hamster homomug.

ur bro homo

a pretty hard hitting phrase used only when someones flaming the crap out of you.
by datboikai223 November 2, 2020
mugGet the ur bro homomug.

homo winter gear

Winter clothes such as jackets, pompom snow hats and baseball caps, worn instead of impressive winter gear such as overcoats, plain skullcaps and deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.
Because gay fellows or pansies are denied liability insurance, they are only entitled to wear homo winter gear such as winter jackets and pompom snowhats or baseball caps. Homo winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Kenny," said the claims examiner, "but because you cannot afford liability insurance due to the big H-shaped hole in your wall, you may only wear homo winter gear, such as a winter jacket and a baseball cap or even a pompom snow hat. I know you'll look like a pansy, but that's the way it is."
by JMC70 March 24, 2019
mugGet the homo winter gearmug.

homo homini lupus

Literal translation: humans are wolves for other people
Conceptual translation: humans are predating one each other
Homo homini lupus is a downfall to humanity
by Sir. B December 5, 2021
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no homo bro blow

A metaphor used when someone else blatantly contradicts themselves with a commonly used phrase.

The metaphor is of a person giving a blowjob to a bro, but it isn't gay since he said 'no homo'
Jake: fuck you! but no offense, though
Tom: yeah, a no homo bro blow
by Urban Rural country boy September 14, 2017
mugGet the no homo bro blowmug.

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