hazing

The act of male manual autoerotic behavior, i.e. beating off.

I was hazing myself to a picture of Eva Longoria naked.

by Robert Bohn June 1, 2006

purple haze

Abita Purple Haze is a raspberry wheat brew beer that tastes like soda. The alcohol can barely if at all be tasted and has about the same alcohol content as your average beer. Most likely named after the weed by the same name. A six pack runs for about $7.50 so it is definitely not a cheap drunk.

I'm sick of drinking this nasty, cheap beer, lets pick up some delicious purple haze instead.

by Steve Rotella January 19, 2008

hazoga

person that likes to flame french people in a game called warcraft 3, also loves to eat danish bacon.

by roxoror July 5, 2003

hazelberry

1. cool
2. deadly
3. makes men drool
4. loves lisa and randomness

simply..deadly

"wow how cool is that girl?"
"i know, what a hazelberry!"

by LisaMul January 21, 2009

Hazardware

Electronics, more so computes, that are pieced together from previous complete machines. Usually composed without have an outer-shell, such as a computer with no casing.

My friends and I have built a small hazardware computer, and it runs great!

by Error_32 March 21, 2015

hazmat dance

When an exotic dancer dances for you in a STRIP CLUB but keeps her distance from you like you have a disease and/or you are hazadous.

Bitch just gave me a hazmat dance man...

by Da15uke September 7, 2016

hazeling

The act of openly mocking your employer openly or on social media, thinking your job is safe.

"She was totally Hazeling him and was surprised when he fired her in front of everyone.

by BRANDY43 August 20, 2016