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The Holy Hand Grenade

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.
I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!
by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021
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Fête à la grenouille

Fête à la grenouille is a cute little cactus boy find by the streat...
He's not like everybody but he's lovely and he treat people with kindness
fête à la grenouille

Dans la forêt : look! A little cactus with a banana, let's go adopt him, he look so lonely and sad
Trouvé nu : of course, let's give him some parental love

Trouvé nu dans la forêt are his adoptive parents
by alrightalrigthdaddy November 24, 2021
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Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.
by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022
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Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022
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canadian hand grenade

A snowball with a rock hidden inside of it
Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....
by Kongo Kong March 31, 2023
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Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.
John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
by anonymous August 8, 2024
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nature's grenade

when a tree randomly explodes
when you get hurt by nature's grenade will most likely end in death.
by John_doe42069 September 18, 2023
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