face pirate

A degrading sexual maneuver in which the man screams "ArRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG" in a pirate voice, then promptly ejaculates in their partner's eye. This is a common alternative for pirate enthusiasts to deviate from the standard swashbuckler finisher.

Deborah was being a real bitch last night, so i gave her a face pirate.

by all-nite-freak August 1, 2007

face-face

The best name to call someone to harrass them, or simply the act of rubbing your face on someone elses face.

"You stupid fag!"
"You stupid FACE-FACE!"

by AMY STYROFOAM June 26, 2008

face like a slapped arse

the scottish term for when somebody is blushing

Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?

by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021

Face Ass

Receiving sex on or in your face.

No, we didn't go all the way but I got some face ass.

by friddler June 13, 2011

face-ass

Someone who is so dumb that they don't know their face from their ass.

Look at him, he doesn't even know who Meryl Streep is. What a face-ass!

by xXxAstro April 1, 2007

face fag

Anyone over the age of 18 that uses a "social networking" site to make imaginary friends.

Face fag: I, like, announced my party on Facebook, like, and, uh, then Mary said she would, like, make it after her, like, spa treatment, and, like...
Me: You fucking face fag

by Michael S Stevens July 6, 2009

Face-Gout

1. Although there are no recorded cases of Face-Gout, it is as the name implies, gout of the face.

2. Also, when somebody has some strange or ugly feature on their face it may also be referred to as Face-Gout.

OMG did you see that nasty thing on his upper lip?
-Dude be nice, he's probly got Face-Gout or some shit.

by j0Hn k November 27, 2009