Edward Burns

The burning sensation that you feel in your Vagina when you have not had your share of Edward Cullen for the day.

Very similar to a yeast infection, except to cure the Edward Burns you must immediately read twiporn or watch Twilight.

by Honolulu Girl November 6, 2009

Edward C

To refrain from acting on one's sexual instincts due to morality, fear, self-absorption or all of the above. A reference to the character Edward Cullen in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.

"Some say that teaching Edward C in schools doesn't work, and that Sex Ed is much more effective."

by ChristinaChristina February 6, 2010

Edward Frothie Hands

A Drinking game - Taping one cold tinny to each hand, so that both hands are incapacitated to do anything other than drink with. The tins may not be un-taped until both tins have been consumed. The aim of this game is to finish both tins before you have to piss, or trouble may ensue.

Mate, you should of seen Shannon playing Edward Frothie Hands - he drank them so quickly!

by The O Dizzle June 27, 2010

Edwards County Illinois

Its a county in Southern Illinois full of a bunch or Rednecks, Drunks, Fags, Hillbilly's, Meth heads, Pot heads and wana be gangsters. (wiggers) Go to Edwards County if you want to become part of this shitty civilization.

Edwards County Illinois

by themanbehindthetxt November 14, 2011

Edward heeroma

Gay, Twat, Trolley hugger, Idiotic, Smooth legged, Pickled face, shrimp sized, lolli-licker, pen pusher, arse licking son of a gun!

Omg Your so Edward Heeromaering

by Cokzilla95 December 2, 2011

Edward Tissington

A handsome, Rugged man who enjoys a good cup of PG Tips.
Also known for his awesome robot dance moves.

"Isn't that Edward Tissington a sight for sore eyes!"

by KR18191 August 17, 2012

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen the 107 year old virgin who sneeks into girls rooms at night to watch them sleep and could probaly being curing cancer but insaid goes to High School over and over agian. He calls himself a vampire although he lives in a forest and doesnt eat people and he sparkles so hes is most likley a faerie.

Bitch dont need no Example to know Edward Cullen is a Faerie.

by Fruityxnarry August 27, 2013