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Turtle Dicking

When someone is wearing a face mask, but their nose is popping out
Look at Tom, he is turtle dicking in the office
by jackwagonjoe November 13, 2020
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Cupid Dick

When you dick down a girl so good it makes her fall inlove with you.
Kenny : "Aye dude ever since i started fucking her she wont get off my sack and keeps hitting me up." Alex : "Eeeeeee you got that cupid dick my boi."
by Brawski94 June 10, 2019
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trucker dick

When a man doesn't wash his penis,testicles or asshole for a long period of time causing a foul odor that exudes from his entire being.
Man do you smell that? Someone has trucker dick up in this mutherfucker!!
by MollyRust August 24, 2017
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Dick-Farm

A symphony of two separate alcoholic mixed drinks at Harry's Bar & Grill in Bloomsburg, Pa. This double headed dragon includes a simple rum and coke(double if your not a pussy) and the genuinely crafted Damian native of Harrys. The Damian is a red constructions of death that includes an array of rums with a heap of 151 in it.

This double fisted death mix must be drank through two separate straws simultaneously and has been known to cause boys to become men, ugly and fat girls to become tolerable and a high percentage chance of blacking out.

*Proceed with caution.
-"Hey bro, what the fuck are you double fisting the shit out of"
-"\Whaaat, this double headed dragon is a Dick-Farm"
-"Have fun having sex with fat girls and blacking out dude"
by farmdicki March 8, 2011
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skin dick

A retard. Completely incapable of making a good decision. Does not listen to instructions. Stands around looking stupid a lot .
I told him how to do it but he’s a skin dick so now it’s all fucked up
by Electric9344 August 17, 2018
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dick ran

When your sitting on your naked and you move your body very fast and it looks like your dick is running
Hey bill did you dick ran today
by Xx_mineShafter69_xX May 16, 2018
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Dick Phase

The phase in which a person has reached the point in a relationship where it is acceptable to 'have the D'.
"Hey dude, Ashley and I have finally reached the Dick Phase.
"Nice one, bro!
by Smartestpersonever November 11, 2013
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