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Greasing the Cross 

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Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.
Regan from The Exorcist was greasing the cross before it was cool.
Greasing the Cross by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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Un-Holy Cross 

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Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things
Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
Un-Holy Cross by Kurosu February 24, 2019
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On John cross 

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When someone really ain’t believing you or felling you hit em with the on John cross because some people don’t be felling on god
Leyton-Aye I got to dog pregnant

Lukas-No you didn’t

Leyton-on John cross I did
On John cross by Leyton Richland September 25, 2020
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Anti-Masturbation Cross 

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An anti-masturbation cross is a device used by wankerphobic Christians. It combines the cross with straps to keep people from the age of 5+ from masturbating. It should be ended to help end wankerphobia.
John's parents are going to buy an anti-masturbation cross. I'm praying for him. I think Seb may have tipped them off.
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Christian from Holy Cross 

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The sweetest darkie out here. That man does just look innocent and childish but he on a different level yes.
"WDMC! Look Christian from Holy Cross, he so suteeeee with the curly hair!"
"Ent?? Best I go before I faint. I want a man like dat!!!"😍
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Myles from Holy Cross 

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Ogadoiii! Where to start? Myles? Hm. Dys the sweetest caramel man out here 8"piggy. He fucking anything and don't say! That man suhhweeeetttttttttt
" look Myles from holy cross dey, lewwe go na!"
"Nah fuck he with he slow ass"
"Hahaha, you just mad he fuck you and leave you."
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