Definitions by A_Manwithhiv

On-On 

The supreme leader of the satanist cults at the back of every classroom.

Cultist 1: Oh great On-On, what requireth you today?
On-On: I require 15 sacrifices of blood. Mwahahahahha!

On-On by A_Manwithhiv January 24, 2022

Anti-Masturbation Cross 

An anti-masturbation cross is a device used by wankerphobic Christians. It combines the cross with straps to keep people from the age of 5+ from masturbating. It should be ended to help end wankerphobia.

John's parents are going to buy an anti-masturbation cross. I'm praying for him. I think Seb may have tipped them off.

Anti-Masturbation Cross by A_Manwithhiv April 22, 2021

Highschool 

As if Middle School wasn't bad enough already, highschool is the same for older people. It becomes strangely more sexual and harbours simmillar ingredients to any middle school:
- Hormones!
- Bullies!
- Homophobes!
- People akwardly coming out to mentioned homophobes!
- Relationships!
- So much drama that it nearly overpowers the stench of the BO choked hallways!
- BO choked hallways

If you mix these all together at 400° Kelvin (because Farenheit and Celsius were to easy) you'll get a school full of kids in a school that came out of a horror movie known as highschool. I wish you luck in these stressed, test-filled, BO-drenched years!

Aw, man. Jake just went to highschool. That shit's going to ruin him!

Highschool by A_Manwithhiv April 5, 2021

Claire 

Claire is probably the most boring person you can meet. She will talk about one subject for hours at a time until you have fallen asleep. Then she will try to murder you.

Look out! Claire's coming! You better hide.

Claire by A_Manwithhiv February 18, 2020

Urban Dictionary 

The best and most reliable dictionary in the world. It gives you the most accurate definnitions you could ask for.

You should goto the urban dictionary to find that out.

Urban Dictionary by A_Manwithhiv February 17, 2020

Mind Fucked

When your GF cuts your head open and fucks your brain. There's a sick in the back of it that ats like a dildo

My girlfriend mind fucked me yesterday. Now I have a fucked up migraine.

Mind Fucked by A_Manwithhiv February 17, 2020